A: yo, you there?
B: wassup?
A: i’m on an island.
B: wtf man, where are you? you need to be here right now.
A: i’m on an island.
B: no, seriously.
A: i am serious. the plane crashed.
B: dude, you need to be here right NOW. TWINS.
A: baseball? this isn’t the time for that.
B: haha. not minn twins, idiot. i’m at amanda’s party and her roommate has her sister over and theyre TWINS.
A: that’s cool, I’m stranded on a fucking island.
B: i call the blonde one. her tits are AH-MAZING.
A: hey, could you shutup for a second and call my mom and tell her where I am?? she isn’t picking up her phone…
B: ahahah. yeah, sure, if i knew where u were…
A: i’m on an island.
B: like a metaphorical island? i told you to stop reading kierkegaard.
A: no, like an actual motherfucking island.
B: kewl.
A: shutup, i’m serious. I need helpppp!!!
B: you know whats gonna suck for you?
A: what?
B: when you run out of battery. i mean, seriously, that will SUCK.
A: funny, find my mom.
B: wait… if you run out of battery, i’m not going to be able to tell you about banging amanda’s roommates twin sister. shit.
A: i wouldn’t want to hear about that even if I wasn’t stranded on an island.
B: yeah, because your so devoted to Stephanie....
A: screw you.
B: she broke up with you, time to fuck other bitches.
A: we’re taking a break, it’s not breaking up.
B: taking a break, breaking up, same dif.
A: no, its not the same. so just shutup and call my mother.
B: steph basically told Amanda she’s sleeping with kyle.
A: who’s kyle?
B: he’s a senior. financial accounting. lol.
A: that asshole? fuckkk.
B: ANYWAY… you could be banging a TWIN right now. fyi.
A: but instead i’m on an island… FML
B: fml indeed, my friend.
A: hey, how do you eat a coconut?
B: crack it open with a machete.
A: i dont have a machete.
B: i guess ur fucked then.
A: i guess so…
B: so seriously, where are you? lol.
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